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japanese

livotone | 9 March 2005, 8:40pm


i dont think it looks gud if i say hi every time i write a blog(specially when i write 3 blogs on the same day) so i straight away get in to the matter

Japan Quality

This speaks a lot about the quality of Japanese
 products and their standards:

 They're still laughing about this at IBM.

Apparently,
 the computer giant decided to have some parts
 manufactured in Japan as a trial project. In the
 specifications, they stated that they will only
 accept three defective parts per 10,000.

When the delivery came in there was an accompanying
 letter. It said, "We Japanese had a hard time
 understanding North American business practices.
 But,
 the three defective parts per 10,000 have been
 separately manufactured and have been included in
 the consignment.
 hope u like the blog



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indians

livotone | 9 March 2005, 8:36pm


hi folks! this is not a blog that wants to hurt any indian but these are the things that most common things that are done in india by the people may be even it is done in other countries( or even worst) but as every one tries to compare them selves with the lifestyles of the americans these are the results that were found these points are only

Few nice things to bring a smile on everyones face... :)
 You are Indian if...

 1. Everything you eat is savored In garlic, onion and tomatoes.

 2. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.

 3. You try to eject food particles from between your teeth by pressing your tongue against them and making a peculiar noise like tshick, tshick, tschick, tschick.

 4. You are standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the Airport.

 5. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think its normal.

 6. You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to mark up.

 7. You recycle Wedding Gifts.

 8. You name your children in rhythms (example, Honey & Money, Sita & Gita, Ram & Shyam.)

 9. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.

 10. You take Indian snacks anywhere it says "No Food Allowed"

 11. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.

 12. You load up the family car with as many people as possible.

 13. You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether it's the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch.

 14. Your parents tell you to not care what your friends think but they won't let you do certain things because of what the other "Uncles And Aunties" will think.

 15. You buy and display crockery, which is for special occasions, which never happen.

 16. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.

 17. You use grocery bags to hold garbage.

 18. You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as possible.

 19. Your kitchen shelf is full of jam jars, varieties of bowls and plastic utensils (got free with some household items).

 20. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).

 21. You own a rice cooker or a pressure cooker.

 22. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.

 23. You majored in engineering, medicine or law and now........are after Software and only Software no matter which field you belong to.

 24. You live with your parents and you are 40 years old. (And they prefer it that way).

 25. You don't use measuring cups when cooking.

 26. You feel like you've gotten a good deal if you didn't pay tax.

 27. You never learnt how to stand in a queue.

 28. You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to see you off or receive you whether you are traveling by bus, train or plane.

 29. If she is NOT your daughter, you always take interest in knowing whose daughter has run with whose son and feel proud to spread it at the velocity of more than the speed of light.

 30. You only make long distance calls after 11 p.m.

 31. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.

 32. You call an older person you never met before "uncle." 

 33. When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover you're talking to a distant cousin.

 34. Your parents don't realise phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making foreign calls.

 35. You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them away from getting dirty.

 36. When dining out, you think Rs 10 is enough of a tip.

 37. It's embarrassing if your wedding has less than 600 people.

 38. You list your daughter as "fair and slim" in the matrimonial no matter what she looks like.

 39. You treat the NRI persons (especially from America) as if they are the only persons living in this world (including YOU).

 40. You've seen the ground while inside the lavatory of a train.

 41. All your upperware is stained with food color.

 42. You have drinking glasses made of steel.

 43. You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping.

 44. You have really enjoyed reading this mail :-)

though iam an indian so have to accept these facts hope u have enjoyed reading this blog.



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girls

livotone | 9 March 2005, 8:32pm


hi folks! actually it was a very hard time trying to understand these girls the more u think about them the more complex they seem to be and the less u care about them they make you that curious so they are essential in our life but not compulsary

so here is a small(indeed a very big) notes writen on them after a long research check it out
GIRLS ARE COMPLEX CREATURES
===========================
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street,you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful.....
can't live with them..
can't live without them ...

 

 



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hisguts

livotone | 9 March 2005, 8:29pm


hi folks! i had a very gut feeling abt my guts untill i heared abt this guy who was a student of harvard university.This incident went to happen when his english lecturer gave him and his fellow classmates to write an essay on guts the essay was conducted for 100 marks which were going to be the marks for that term and as every one wanted to score well so every one started to write down on the paper thinking that they will get more if they write more(as there wasnt any limit) and immedietely after five minutes of  commencing of the exam one of the student just got up handed over the paper to the invigilator and silently walked out of the hall.Every one in the hall were shocked to see him walking away and as every one was more intrested in scoring their marks they stopped bothering abt the guy continued their work,after nearly two hours every one came out of the hall looking very happy thinking that they had given there best and every one was very curious to know the result that who had topped the exam and when they came to know that the results were displayed on the board they all rushed towards them and to their surprise they did not find any ones name who had written for so long and instead found the name of that guy who had left the hall just within five minutes,they all rushed to the lecturer for the reason that why were they not selected for the top spot and the lecturer had only one answer with him that was the answer sheet that the topper had written and the only thing that was written on the paper was this is guts looking at this they just turned away without speeking a word.I think i dont have that guts have u?

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